Messy Chef
Halal smashed-burger, wings and loaded-fries joint in Southsea, with a big drinks/shake menu and rotating limited-time specials.
- UNCLAIMED
- burgers
- american
- halal
1 Festing Road, Southsea, Portsmouth, PO4 0NG
Menu — 87 items
Starters
10 ITEMSMessy HOT Wings (Crispy, 3pcs)
Deep-fried crispy battered chicken wings tossed in a choice of sauce.
£6
Messy HOT Wings (Crispy, 6pcs)
£10
Messy HOT Wings (Crispy, 12pcs)
£18
Hot & Spicy Popcorn Chicken
Spiced battered chicken bites.
£6.50
Chicken Goujons (4 Pieces)
Fried chicken strips with sauce.
£6.50
Salt & Pepper Squid (6 Pieces)
Crispy coated squid with lime.
£6.95
Mac N Cheese Bites (4 pcs)
- vegetarian
£5.99
Chilli Cheese Nuggets (5 Pieces)
Cheese and chilli in crispy batter.
- vegetarian
£5.99
Onion Rings (6 pcs)
- vegetarian
£5.50
Halloumi Fries (5 Pieces)
- vegetarian
£7.50
Messy Smash Burgers
9 ITEMSTruffle Jalapeno Smashed Burger
Double smashed patties with fresh green jalapenos.
£11
Classic Mess Burger
Double patties with signature sauce.
£11
Hot Mess Burger
Spicy variant with jalapenos.
£11
BBQ Mess Burger
With turkey bacon.
£12
Messy Croissant Burger
Butter croissant with beef or chicken.
£12
Ultimate Mess Burger
Four patties, bacon, crispy onions.
£16
Triple Mess Burger
Three beef patties.
£14
Messy Triplets
Three mini burgers with molten cheese dip.
£10
Pink Mess Burger
Pink brioche bun, supporting breast cancer awareness.
£12
What's New, Messy Chef?
4 ITEMSSingle Smashed Cheeseburger
£7.50
Messy Chicken Shawarma Wrap
Shawarma-spiced roasted chicken with garlic sauce.
£9.95
Messy Chicken Shawarma Loaded Fries
£8.95
Truffalo Chicken Burger
Fried chicken with truffle mayo.
£12
Upside-Down Menu (Limited Time)
7 ITEMSThe Demogorgon Inferno Burger
Double smashed beef, turkey bacon, Monterey Jack.
£11.99
The Hawkins Hero
Classic double cheeseburger.
£8.99
Eleven's Chicken Waffle Burger
Crispy chicken on a waffle bun.
£9.99
Eleven's Smashed Waffle Burger
Beef patties on a waffle bun.
£10.99
Tater Tots of Terror
£7.50
"Nosebleed" Milkshake
Raspberry and vanilla blend.
£6.99
"Mind Flayer" Milkshake
Oreo and chocolate shake.
£6.99
Messy Ricebox Menu
2 ITEMSMessy Zing Ricebox
Spicy crispy chicken on basmati rice.
£10.95
Messy Shawarma Chicken Ricebox
Shawarma chicken with garlic sauce.
£10.95
Loaded Fries / Nachos / Tater Tots
6 ITEMSClassic Mess Loaded Fries
Beef patty and melted cheese.
£8.50
Large Mixed Loaded Fries
Beef and chicken combination.
£11.95
Messy Chicken Loaded Fries
£9
Messy Chicken Loaded Nachos
£9
Messy Beef Loaded Fries
Minced salsa beef.
£9
Messy Beef Loaded Nachos
£9
Messy Wraps
3 ITEMSMessy Crispy Chicken Wrap (Classic)
£8.50
Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Wrap
£8.50
Messy Halloumi Wrap
Grilled halloumi with choice of toppings.
- vegetarian
£8.50
Messy Taco Menu
3 ITEMSSmashed Burger Taco (2 Pcs)
Beef patty in a taco tortilla.
£9.95
Cajun Spiced King Prawn Tacos (2pcs)
£12
Cajun Spiced Chicken Tacos (2pcs)
£8.95
Messy Healthy Meals
5 ITEMSMessy Keto Burger (450 Calories)
Double patties on a salad bed.
£11
Messy Piri-Piri Chicken Salad
Grilled chicken with salad.
£10
Messy Protein Shake (Vanilla)
- vegetarian
£2.95
Messy Protein Shake (Chocolate)
- vegetarian
£2.95
Messy Protein Shake (Strawberry)
- vegetarian
£2.95
Fries & Dips
8 ITEMSSkin-on French Fries
- vegan
£4
Sweet Potato Fries
- vegan
£5
Cajun Fries
- vegan
£5
Sriracha Spiced Fries
- vegan
£5
Piri-Piri Fries
- vegan
£5
Cheesy Fries
- vegetarian
£6
Tater Tots (16 pcs)
- vegetarian
£5
Molten Cheese Dip (4oz)
- vegetarian
£3
Soft Drinks & Messy Fizz
10 ITEMSMessy Fizz (Unicorn Tears)
Strawberry and lychee.
£3
Messy Fizz (Mango Bliss)
£3
Messy Fizz (Blue Lagoon)
£3
Messy Fizz (Mojito)
£3
Messy Fizz (Cloudy Lemonade)
£3
Messy Peach Iced Tea
£2.50
Coca-Cola Can
£2.50
Coke Zero Can
£2.50
Still Water
- vegan
£1.50
Sparkling Water
- vegan
£1.50
Messy Shakes & Smoothies
5 ITEMSMessy Dubai Chocolate Milkshake
Chocolate, creamy pistachio spread, smooth vanilla ice cream.
- vegetarian
£7
Messy Milkshake
Multiple flavours available.
- vegetarian
£6.50
Messy Green Smoothie
Spinach, avocado, apple, mango.
- vegan
£6
Messy Berry Smoothie
Mixed berries and apple juice.
- vegan
£6
Messy Mango Passion Smoothie
- vegan
£4.95
Messy Chicken Burger Menu
3 ITEMSMessy Zing! Burger
Hot & spicy crispy chicken fillet with molten cheese.
£10.50
Ultimate Messy Zing! Burger
Double chicken fillets.
£12.50
Messy Crispy Chicken Burger
£10.50
Veggie & Vegan Menu
4 ITEMSMessy Halloumi Burger
Grilled halloumi patty.
- vegetarian
£10.50
Vegan Mess Burger
Vegan patty and cheese.
- vegan
£10.95
Veggie Mess Burger
Moving Mountain vegan patty.
- vegetarian
£10.95
Messy Plant Protein Power Salad
Plant-based patty on salad.
- vegan
£11
Messy Treat (Desserts)
4 ITEMSWarm Chocolate Fudge Brownie
- vegetarian
£4.75
Messy Flat Croissant (Biscoff)
- vegetarian
£4.50
Messy Flat Croissant (Oreo)
- vegetarian
£4.50
Messy Flat Croissant (Raspberry Love)
- vegetarian
£4.50
Messy Kid's Menu
4 ITEMSLittle Barbie Burger Meal (Chicken)
Pink bun with fries and drink.
£8.99
Kids Cheeseburger Meal
With fries and drink.
£8
Kids Chicken Goujon Meal
Three strips with fries and drink.
£8
Kids Chicken Burger Meal
With fries and drink.
£8
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