Mega Deal | Meal for 2

A double burger? no trouble! All burgers are served as doubles. 2x double burger, 2 regular fries, 1x Any side, 2x any drinks

Chicken Deal 1

Includes 2x chicken sides plus 1x small fries and 2x house dips

Classic Deal | Meal for 1

Any One Burger (Double £3 extra), Any Chicken Side, Any Regular Fries or any home made side, Any Dip

Family Feast for 4

Family feast for 4, select 4x Any main 2x Any large fries 1x Any chicken bites 1x Bottle of sauce

Party Feast for 5

Party Feast for 5, select 5x Any main 3x Any large fries 1x portion of Onion rings 1x Bottle of sauce

Big Cheese

100% British grass fed premium chuck steak - Flame-grilled original 4.5oz hamburger, triple American cheese, lettuce, vine tomato, red onion and pickles, mayonnaise and ketchup served on a super-soft fresh handmade butter brioche bun

Classic Bacon Cheese

100% British grass fed premium chuck steak - Flame-grilled original 4.5oz hamburger, double American cheese, grilled smoqued streaky bacon, lettuce, red onion, house sauce served on a super-soft fresh handmade butter-brioche bun

Mexicano Hot

100% British grass fed premium chuck steak - Flame-grilled original 4.5oz hamburger, smoqued applewood cheddar cheese, grilled chorizo, fresh chillies, lettuce, red onion, topped with mayonnaise and hot sauce, on a super-soft fresh handmade butter-brioche bun

Southern Beast

100% British grass fed premium chuck steak - Flame-grilled 9oz double hamburger, triple American cheese, grilled smoqued streaky bacon, hand-cut onion rings, BBQ sauce, served on a super-soft fresh handmade butter-brioche bun

House Royale

100% British grass fed premium chuck steak - Flame-grilled 9oz double hamburger, triple American cheese, grilled smoqued streaky bacon, house caramelised onion, pickles, house sauce, served on a super-soft fresh handmade butter-brioche bun

Truffle Cheesy Cherry | Burger only

Flame-grilled original hamburger with melted cheddar cheese, creamy truffle mayo, a rich layer of mascarpone and cream cheese, finished with a vibrant cherry relish. ✨New: All our beef burgers are now on fresh handmade daily-baked brioche bun!✨

SmoQues Fillet

Hand-dipped crispy coated chicken fillet, lettuce, creamy mayonnaise. All our chicken burgers are now served on freshly handmade, daily-baked, sesame-seeded sub rolls!

Grilled Cajun

Flame-grilled, House marinated Cajun chicken fillet, lettuce, red onion, house cajun sauce. All our chicken burgers are now served on freshly handmade, daily-baked, sesame-seeded sub rolls!

Cheddar BBQ

Chicken fillet, grilled bacon, Applewood cheddar, onion rings, house dill pickles, BBQ sauce and mayonnaise. All our chicken burgers are now served on freshly handmade, daily-baked, sesame-seeded sub rolls!

Buffalo Ranch Chicken

Original chicken fillet marinade in spicy buffalo sauce, lettuce, pickles and creamy house ranch, served on freshly handmade, daily-baked, sesame-seeded sub rolls!

SmoQues Vegan

Moving Mountains Vegan burger patty, fresh crispy lettuce, red onion, pickles, homemade vegan burger sauce, served on a super-soft fresh butter-brioche bun. For a vegan and gluten-free bun, choose from the toppings.

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Champs Beef Burger

100% British premium chuck steak - Served plain - Click on customise to add your delicious toppings.

Champs Chicken Burger

Delicious 2x strips of tender chicken fillet - Served plain - Click on customise to add your delicious toppings.

Chicken Bites Champs

5 pcs of delicious tender fillet chicken bites

Champs Cheese Bites | Meal

3 crispy Mozzarella cheese bites *The meal includes small portion fries and a soft drink

Regular Grilled cajun Chicken Wrap

Flame-grilled Cajun chicken, crisp lettuce, house ranch, wrapped in a warm tortilla

Large Grilled cajun chicken Wrap

Flame-grilled Cajun chicken, crisp lettuce, house ranch, wrapped in a warm tortilla.

Regular coated chicken fillet Wrap

Original chicken fillet, crisp lettuce & creamy mayonnaise, wrapped in a warm tortilla.

Large coated chicken fillet Wrap

Original chicken fillet, crisp lettuce & creamy mayonnaise, wrapped in a warm tortilla.

Original Salted

If youre looking for a delicious, locally sourced twist on your classic favourite, try our handcut French fries! Our fresh-cut potatoes are cooked to perfection, lightly seasoned with salt, giving you the perfect crunchy outside and creamy inside - a perfect compliment to your next meal. Plus, its 100% local, so you know youre getting the best quality for your buck. Come try em now! **Want hot fries? We all do! Switch your oven to 180 degrees now and when your order arrives, pop them in for

Cajunised

If youre looking for a delicious, locally sourced twist on your classic favourite, try our handcut French fries! Our fresh-cut potatoes are cooked to perfection, lightly seasoned with salt and cajun spice, giving you the perfect crunchy outside and creamy inside - a perfect compliment to your next meal. Plus, its 100% local, so you know youre getting the best quality for your buck. Come try em now! **Want hot fries? We all do! Switch your oven to 180 degrees now and when your order arrives,

Southern Fries

If youre looking for a delicious, locally sourced twist on your classic favourite, try our handcut French fries! Our fresh-cut potatoes are cooked to perfection, lightly seasoned with salt and southern spice, giving you the perfect crunchy outside and creamy inside - a perfect compliment to your next meal. Plus, its 100% local, so you know youre getting the best quality for your buck. Come try em now! **Want hot fries? We all do! Switch your oven to 180 degrees now and when your order arrive

Rosemary Fries

fragrant twist on a classic favourite. Locally sourced potatoes

House Coated Chicken Bites

Deliciously crunchy and perfectly seasoned, these golden-fried chicken bites are the ultimate treat for your taste buds!

Spicy Buffalo Chicken Bites

Scorching flavour bombs that tease your appetite, with these spicy buffalo chicken bites! They pack an explosive punch of zesty flavour thats sure to ignite your senses. Finished off with fresh chives garnish! - 8 pieces

Sticky BBQ Chicken Bites

These little morsels of succelent goodness are sure to satisfy your taste buds. Sticky, sweet, and bursting with flavour, theyll leave you begging for more! Finished off with fresh chives garnish! - 8 pieces

3 Grilled Chicken Wings

Our juicy chicken wings is marinated for 24 hours then flame-grilled-to-order in your favourite sauce. Great for sharing!

10 Grilled Chicken Wings

Our juicy chicken wings is marinated for 24 hours then flame-grilled-to-order in your favourite sauce. Great for sharing!

Sweet chilli Chicken Bites

8 pieces - Crispy, tender chicken bites glazed in a bold sweet chilli sauce that brings just the right kick. Sweet, sticky, and irresistibly moreish — each bite is finished with a sprinkle of fresh chives for that perfect zing.

Ranch Chicken Bites

8 pieces – Crispy, tender chicken bites tossed in our creamy house ranch sauce. Rich, tangy, and irresistibly moreish, each bite is finished with a sprinkle of fresh chives.

HotSauce Chicken Bites

8 pieces – Crispy, tender chicken bites tossed in our SmoQued HotSauce. Smoky, spicy, and boldly flavourful, finished with a light sprinkle of fresh chives for balance.

Buffalo and Ranch Chicken Bites

8 pieces – Crispy, tender chicken bites with the best of both worlds: a fiery buffalo kick and a creamy house ranch coating. Bursting with zesty heat, tangy richness, and finished with a sprinkle of fresh chives for the perfect bite every time.

Hand-cut Onion Rings

Crisp, golden-brown circles of freshly fried onions that are seasoned with spices to bring out their sweet flavour. The crunchy exterior gives way to the tender sweet onion inside. Perfect for dunking in one of our creamy sauces. These onion rings are a treat that you wont be able to resist.

Grilled Corn

Firey crunch with sensational SmoQuey sweetness - this flamegrilled corn will send your taste buds sizzling! With a sachet of butter and salt on the side youll have a finger licking feast!

Dill pickled cucumbers

We make our own dill cucumber pickles in our in-house kitchen, a great addition to any meal

Purple Slaw

House Ranch Salad

Crisp gem lettuce topped with golden crispy fried onions, shredded Parmesan, and drizzled with our rich, homemade ranch dressing for the perfect balance of crunch and flavor

5 Mozzarella Cheese Bites

5 pieces – Crispy cheese bites, oozing with melted cheese, served with our classic marinara tomato dip

20 Mozzarella Cheese Bites

20 pieces – crispy cheese bites, oozing with melted cheese, served with 2 of our classic marinara tomato dips

Heinz Ketchup

Heinz® tomato ketchup Sachet - 10ml

Sticky BBQ

This sticky BBQ sauce is a perfect combination of sweet, tangy, smoquey flavour that will entice your taste buds and linger on long after - 2oz

SMOQUES House Sauce

SmoQuey, sweet and creamy house sauce. 2oz dip

Bottle Pas Garlic Mayonnaise

Celebrating 20 years of this delicious sauce! House-made Signature recipe since 2003 - 250ml. Grab the very first Squeezy bottles today!

Bottle House sauce

Our popular house sauce is now available in bottles - 250ml. Grab the very first Squeezy bottles today!

Pas Garlic Mayo

Cajun Mayonnaise

House Ranch Sauce

SMOQUED HotSauce

Crafted with fire and flavor, SMOQUED HotSauce brings bold heat and a rich smoky kick, the perfect balance of sweet, spicy, and smouldering.

Pick Any 5 Condiments

A full lineup of our signature flavours — House Sauce, Pa’s Garlic Mayo, Cajun Mayo, House Ranch, Sticky BBQ sauce and Buffalo hot sauce. Choose your favourites set. Perfect for sharing, dipping, dunking, and upgrading every bite.

Biscoff Cheesecake - New

New: Served in a pot and made to scoop, our signature no-bake cheesecake mixed with smooooth Biscoff. it’s more fun & Joyful!

Biscoff-cream brownie

Freshly baked Biscoff brownie by our baker. Rich, buttery chocolate with a smooth Biscoff cream centre.

Nutella Brownie.

Freshly baked Nutella brownie by our baker. Made from real butter *Handmade by our own mum*

Midnight Raspberry Brownie

New deluxe brownie made with deep dark cocoa, real sharp Raspberry hit. Rich & slightly gooey.

Sprite

330ml can

Coca Cola

330ml chilled can

Coke Zero

330ml chilled can

Diet Coke

330ml chilled can

Dr Pepper

330ml chilled can

Fanta Orange

330ml chilled can

Bottled Water

Still 500ml

Coca-Cola Cherry Float

Coca-Cola Cherry Float - 330ml

Birra Moretti 330ml

Inchs Apple Cider

Inch’s Apple Cider is a lightly sparkling, medium-dry cider crafted in Hereford using 100% British apples.

Cruzcampo Sevilla Beer

A crisp, refreshing Spanish lager featuring light hoppy notes, a touch of fruit, and a malty-sweet finish. 500ml

Raspberry Lemonade

Our homemade lemonade is as good as it gets: Sweet, tart and oh-so refreshing. Sweeten your day with our fresh lemonade with fresh Raspberry - 330ml Juice

Original Mint Lemonade

Our homemade lemonade is as good as it gets: refreshingly tangy, tart and oh-so refreshing. This delicious coldpress lemonade with a hint of fresh mint will have taste buds tingling with joy! Bottled in-house - 330ml

Strawberry Daiquiri

Ready to drink and easy to enjoy – Funkin Strawberry Daiquiri Nitro Cans give you the same great taste of a bar-quality cocktail, with none of the effort. 5% ABV - 200ml Includes with our exclusive pack.

Peach on the Beach

Funkin Peach on the Beach is a bold blend of peach cranberry, orange juice, and a kick of vodka. Now available in ready-to-drink Nitro Cans, expect the same great taste and texture of a bar-quality cocktail – at the crack of a can. 5% ABV - 200ml Includes with our exclusive pack.

Piña Colada

Now available in a ready-made Nitro Can, there’s no quicker or easier way to enjoy a Piña Colada. On the beach, at home, or in the park. 5% ABV - 200ml Includes with our exclusive pack.

Passion Fruit Martini

Say hello to Funkin Passion fruit Martini nitro cocktail cans - a fusion of exotic flavours with a splash of vodka. It’s the same quality, consistency, and taste you’d expect from a bar-quality pornstar martini – but served in a can. 5% ABV - 200ml Includes with our exclusive pack.

Blue Raspberry Martini

Infused with nitrogen to create a velvety texture and smooth head, the FUNKIN COCKTAILS Blue Raspberry Nitro Can is a delicious blend of sweet raspberry, splash of vodka and a hint of nostalgia - perfect for party pre-drinks, and just as good when sipped on the sofa. 6.5% ABV - 250ml Includes with our exclusive pack.

Gin & Tonic

Bombay Sapphire & Tonic The ultimate expression of the quintessentially classic Gin & Tonic. Orris root and Angelica bring Bombay Sapphire its floral earthiness and enhance the bright, fresh flavours of citrus and juniper. Brilliantly straightforward and satisfying. 6.5% ABV - 250ml Includes with our exclusive pack.

Espresso Martini

Pre-made and ready to drink, Funkin Espresso Martini Nitro Cans contain a barista blend of the finest cold brew coffee, a hint of vanilla, and a kick of premium vodka. Expect the silky-smooth consistency of a bar-quality Espresso Martini – without a drop of effort. 5% ABV - 200ml Includes with our exclusive pack.