The Naughty Dog
Quirky dog-themed bistro at Lympne Castle serving haute dogs, burgers, seafood and vegan comfort food, plus fresh breakfasts and a dedicated dog treat menu — dogs welcome.
- UNCLAIMED
- american
- burgers
- hot dogs
LYMPNE CASTLE THE STREET, LYMPNE, CT21 4LQ
Menu — 59 items
Breakfast All Day
7 ITEMSBreakfast Dog
£9
Sausage, Pig N' Cheese
Sausage patty with Applewood smoked bacon and American cheese in a bap.
£9.50
Sausage, Cheese N'Egg
Sausage patty topped with American cheese and a fried egg in a bap.
£8.50
Pig, Cheese N'Egg
Applewood smoked bacon topped with a fried egg and American cheese in a bap.
£8.50
Egg N'Cheese
Fried egg topped with American cheese in a bap.
- vegetarian
£8
Picky Eaters
Sourdough or gluten-free grain toast with smashed avocado, onion, strawberry, pomegranate, chilli flakes, micro cilantro and balsamic reduction.
- vegan
£7.50
Baked Beans
Breakfast side.
- vegan
£2.50
Haute Dogs N' Burgers
6 ITEMS"K-nine"
Vienna beef frankfurter with mustard and ketchup in warm bun and foil.
£9
Barbie Dog
Pork dog or beef burger with BBQ sauce, coleslaw, crispy bacon and onions.
£14
Sloppy Dog
Vienna beef dog or beef burger with beef chilli, cheddar cheese, chopped onion.
£14
Common Mixed Breed
Vienna beef dog or beef burger with LC sauce, shredded lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion.
£14
Cubano Dog
Pork dog or beef burger with black forest ham, Swiss cheese, pickles, yellow mustard.
£14
Wag Your Dog
Wagyu beef dog with Japanese mayo, kimchi.
£24
The Non-Dog Food (Salads)
4 ITEMSClassic Caesar Salad
Bacon, croutons, Parmesan. Add chicken +£4.50.
£12
Spinach Miso Salad
Yuzu dressing, Parmesan cheese, crispy leeks, miso.
- vegetarian
£8
Gomae Salad
Spinach ball and tahini, sake and sesame seeds.
£6
Watermelon Salad
Feta cheese, fresh mint, cracked pepper, red onion, balsamic reduction, micro cilantro.
£6
From The Sea
3 ITEMSFish Sandwich
Panko crumbed fillet of fish, tartar sauce, American cheese on burger bun.
£14
Seafood Mango
Tempura cod and prawns, mango, red onion, jalapeños, micro cilantro.
£14
Rock Shrimp Tempura
Shrimp tempura tossed in sriracha mayo, yuzu splash.
£14
From The Air
3 ITEMSChicken Wings & Drumsticks
BBQ Bourbon sauce.
£14
Cluck in a Bap
Deep-fried, crusted chicken burger with kimchi, lettuce, cucumber salad, BBQ Hoisin & Kewpie mayo.
£14
Crispy-Coated Chicken Dog
Deep-fried, crusted chicken dog with shredded lettuce, pickles, ranch dressing, dipping gravy, Nashville seasoning (choice of heat or no heat).
£14
Comfort Food
3 ITEMSMac N'Cheese Balls
With marinara sauce.
£6.95
Red Curry Dawg Bowl
Red curry with vegetables, chickpeas and rice.
- vegan
£14.50
Hearts of Palm Tempura
Hearts of palm deep fried in tempura batter with sriracha vegan mayo and spicy green mayo.
- vegan
£8.50
Vincent Van Gyoza
1 ITEMDumplings
Tofu or prawns with hoisin sauce and green onion, topped with micro cilantro.
£8.50
Carbs & Sides
13 ITEMSCrumpet
Sourdough with pot of honey or strawberry jam & butter.
- vegetarian
£3.50
Scone
Classic with pot of strawberry jam and clotted cream.
- vegetarian
£3.50
Teacake
Toasted, sweet fruit bread with pot of honey or strawberry jam & butter.
- vegetarian
£3.50
Toast
Sourdough or gluten-free grain with pot of strawberry jam & butter.
- vegetarian
£3.50
Frickles
Crunchy crusted deep fried pickles with spicy green mayo or garlic mayo.
- vegetarian
£4.50
Chilli Garlic Green Beans
Crunchy green beans with crispy chilli garlic and sesame seeds.
- vegan
£4.50
Toe-Food
Scrambled tofu with turmeric, chilli, onion, garlic, spinach.
- vegan
£4.50
Tater Tots
£4.50
Chips
Regular.
£3.50
Truffle N'Cheese Chips
£4.50
Garlic Chips
£4.50
Just White Rice
- vegan
£1.50
Creamy Coleslaw
£1.50
Desserts
6 ITEMSAvocado Mint Pupsicle
Mint avocado pupsicle dipped in chocolate and candy sprinkles.
- vegan
£2.50
Licks, the Soft Ice-Cream Cone
Soft ice-cream cone.
- vegetarian
£2.50
Pupside Down Cones
Vanilla ice-cream in waffle cone with strawberries, balsamic vinegar, cracked black pepper, mint.
- vegetarian
£4.95
Death by Chocolate
Moist chocolate cake drizzled in raspberry.
- vegetarian
£5.95
Let Them Eat Cake
Cake offering varies daily.
- vegetarian
£4.95
Sharing Plate
Ice-cream, 4 home-made sugar donuts, peanut brittle, sponge toffee cake, toffee honeycomb, 2 types of popping candy, berries, chocolate sauce.
- vegetarian
£12.95
Lap It Up (Beverages)
13 ITEMSFresh Squeezed Orange Juice
- vegan
£4
Ginger, Turmeric, Lemon Shot
35ml.
- vegan
£2.50
Tea
- vegan
£2.80
Americano Coffee
- vegan
£3.50
Espresso
- vegan
£2
Cappuccino
Add syrup +50p.
- vegetarian
£3.60
Latte
Add syrup +50p.
- vegetarian
£3.60
Mocha
Add syrup +50p.
- vegetarian
£3.80
Hot Chocolate
Add cream or marshmallows +50p each.
- vegetarian
£3.60
Coke / Coke Zero / Diet Coke
330ml.
- vegan
£3.50
Frobishers Fusion
275ml.
- vegan
£3
Fever-Tree Mixers
200ml.
- vegan
£2.50
Still or Sparkling Water
330ml.
- vegan
£2.50
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