The Noisy Lobster
Family-run, award-winning beachside restaurant on Avon Beach, Mudeford — sustainable seafood and seasonal Dorset produce by Executive Chef Steve Hall, with views across Mudeford Bay to the Isle of Wight Needles. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, kids and Sunday menus year-round.
- UNCLAIMED
- seafood
- british
- beachside
Avon Beach, Mudeford, Christchurch, BH23 4AN
Menu — 59 items
Appetisers
5 ITEMSRock Oysters (3)
Shallot Vinaigrette (GF DF).
£14.50
Rock Oysters (6)
Shallot Vinaigrette (GF DF).
£27.50
Whitebait
Tartare Sauce.
£11
Ibérico Ham Croquettes
Roast Garlic Aioli.
£11
Focaccia
Truffle Seaweed Butter (V).
- vegetarian
£5.50
Starters
12 ITEMSButtermilk Fried Chicken
Parmesan Aioli, Gunpowder Fennel, Piperade.
£11.50
Harissa Maple Aubergine
Cashew Ranch, Sumac & Pickle (GF V+).
- vegan
£12
Scallops
Peas & Mint, Chorizo Jam (GF).
£17.50
Sesame Tuna Tataki
Avocado, Soy Caramel (GF DF).
£14.50
Octopus
Ajo Blanco, Cured Cucumber & Grape (GF).
£13.50
Tempura Prawns
Sweet Chilli Ginger Sauce.
£14
Isle of Wight Tomato Bruschetta
Balsamic & Black Garlic (V+).
- vegan
£10
Anchovy & Tomato Bruschetta
Balsamic & Black Garlic.
£13
Seacuterie (for 1)
Citrus Szechuan Cured Cod, Smoked Trout Gravadlax, Cajun Potted Crayfish, Anchovy Tapenade Butter, Focaccia.
£15
Seacuterie (for 2)
Citrus Szechuan Cured Cod, Smoked Trout Gravadlax, Cajun Potted Crayfish, Anchovy Tapenade Butter, Focaccia.
£27.50
Lobster Slider (1)
Garlic Butter Brioche, Thousand Island Sauce.
£16
Lobster Slider (2)
Garlic Butter Brioche, Thousand Island Sauce.
£30
Brioche Baps
3 ITEMSFish Finger Bap
Tartare Sauce, Baby Gem. Served 11:45-15:30.
£15.50
Popcorn Shrimp Po'Boy
Sweet Chilli, Parmesan Aioli, Baby Gem. Served 11:45-15:30.
£16.50
Halloumi Sliders
Sweet Chilli, Garlic Butter, Avocado (V). Served 11:45-15:30.
- vegetarian
£15.50
Mains
13 ITEMSTurbot T-Bone
Caper Brown Butter, Asparagus, Crispy Layered Potatoes (GF).
£43
8oz Fillet Steak
Grass-Fed 28 Day Aged Beef, Chips, House Salad (GF). Spring Onion & Garlic Butter OR Peppercorn Sauce.
£43
Quinoa Tabbouleh
Piperade, Aubergine Fritti, Marinated Tofu (GF V+).
- vegan
£21.50
Monkfish & Tiger Prawns
Coconut Green Curry, Coriander Wild Rice, Green Garlic Chapati.
£35
Isle of Wight Tomato Linguine
Pickled Citrus, Basil, Rocket (V).
- vegetarian
£21
Beer Battered Haddock
Chips, Peas, Tartare Sauce.
£23.50
Noisy Platter
½ Lobster, Tempura Prawns, Scallops, Aioli, House Salad, Chips.
£49
Surf & Turf
½ Lobster, Scallops, 8oz Beef Fillet, Tempura Prawns, Peppercorn Sauce, House Salad, Chips.
£83
Lobster Half
Spring Onion & Garlic Butter, Chips, House Salad (GF).
£36
Lobster Whole
Spring Onion & Garlic Butter, Chips, House Salad (GF).
£69
Cod Véronique
White Bean & Pea Fricassée, Trout Bacon, Grape (GF).
£33
Double Cheese Burger
Chorizo Jam, Crispy Onions, Chips.
£21.50
Lobster Linguine
Isle Of Wight Tomatoes, Pickled Citrus, Basil.
£39
Sides
7 ITEMS½ Lobster
(GF).
£34
Chips
(GF V+).
- vegan
£3.50
Lemon & Parsley Baby Potatoes
(GF V+).
- vegan
£5.50
Garlic Nori Samphire
(GF V).
- vegetarian
£6
House Salad
Rocket, Tomatoes, Red Pepper Vinaigrette (GF V+).
- vegan
£5.50
Garlic Crispy Layered Potatoes
Parmesan Aioli (GF).
£6
Asparagus
Lemon Butter (GF V+).
- vegan
£7.50
Desserts
8 ITEMSSoft Serve Sundae
Brownie, Mint Chocolate Sauce, White Chocolate Shards (GF).
- vegetarian
£9
Key Lime Cheesecake
Lime Basil Syrup, Caramelised Coconut Crumble (GF V+).
- vegan
£9
Treacle Tart
Orange Crème Fraîche, Crystallised Orange.
- vegetarian
£9
Chocolate Hazelnut Choux Bun
Salted Caramel.
- vegetarian
£9
Treats
Italian Nougat, Apple Sour Jelly, Raspberry Macaron (GF).
- vegetarian
£6
3 Scoops of Ice Cream
Strawberry, Chocolate, Vanilla, Salted Caramel or Mint Choc Chip (GF). Mango or Raspberry Sorbet (GF V+).
- vegetarian
£8
Affogato
Double Espresso with Vanilla Ice-Cream.
- vegetarian
£6.50
Tipsy Affogato
With a shot of Amaretto, Frangelico, Baileys, Woodford Reserve or Havana 7.
- vegetarian
£11.50
Children's Menu
11 ITEMSBread & Houmous
- vegetarian
£4
Crudités & Houmous
Carrot & Cucumber (GF).
- vegetarian
£4.50
Sausages
Chips & Garden Peas (DF).
£8.50
Fish Fingers
Chips & Garden Peas.
£8.50
Cheeseburger
Chips.
£8.50
Orzo Tomato Pasta
Smooth Tomato Sauce with your choice of either Vegetables (V+), Grilled Fish (DF) or Prawns (DF).
£8.50
Cawston Press Apple & Summer Berries Juice 200ml
- vegan
£2.50
Ice Cream 2 Scoops
Ice Cream (GF) & Sorbets (DF GF). Ask your server for our flavours.
- vegetarian
£5.50
Pip Organic Rainbow Ice Lolly
(DF GF).
- vegan
£3
Mini Brownie Sundae
Ice Cream, Chocolate Brownie, Sprinkles (GF).
- vegetarian
£5.50
Fruit Bowl
(DF GF).
- vegan
£5
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