ThewitchEZ
Fantasy-themed restaurant and bar in the Lanes serving Central European and Alsatian dishes — steaks, schnitzels, pierogi, Swiss cheese fondue and whimsically-named specials.
- UNCLAIMED
- european
- polish
- german
- alsatian
3 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, Brighton and Hove, BN1 1HB
Menu — 34 items
Starters
6 ITEMSSoup of the Day
- vegetarian
- vegan
£9
Summer Breeze
Warm pear with goat's cheese, rocket, dates, walnuts, honey mustard sauce.
- vegetarian
- vegan
£9.50
Beefsteak à la Tartare
Beef tartare with onions, capers, mustard, raw egg yolk, spices and bread. Recommended with dry white wine.
£15
Tatra Mountains (Oscypek)
A cheese made exclusively in the Tatra mountains region of Poland, grilled, served with cranberry sauce, apple and gherkin.
- vegetarian
£12
The Sea
Marinated herring with caviar, mandarins, cranberries, green pea salad, with optional Mad Dog shot.
£12 (£10.00 without the shot)
Roma
Soft bread with garlic and fresh thyme, plus hot and crispy pita bread, served with a house special mix of olive oil, hummus and balsamic glaze.
- vegetarian
- vegan
£9
Mains
15 ITEMSRib-Eye Steak
Seared beef with mushrooms, onions, tomatoes. Choose chips, mash, or beetroot mash (+£1).
£30
Czech Fried Cheese
Cheese cloaked in a golden crust with cranberry sweetness, salad and chips.
- vegetarian
£19
Polish Sausage
Smoked pork with chips and salad.
£21
Witchelicious Burger
Eight-ounce beef with sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, peppers, onions, cheese, gherkins and chips.
£23
Rösti
Shredded potato bound in butter, melded with cheese, crowned with a sun-bright egg. Add meats or vegetables +£1 each.
- vegetarian
- vegan
£19
Fish D'Alsace
White fish veiled in creamy sauerkraut, enchanted with thyme and star anise. Choose mash, beetroot mash (+£1), or potato dumplings.
£26
Lamblicious Steak
Herb-seasoned lamb with mushrooms and peppers, served with lemon-coriander couscous, mash, or chips.
£33
Greek Witch Salad
Gyros chicken with garlic dressing, orange and pita bread.
- vegetarian
- vegan
£22
Pierogi
Soft pasta half-moons filled with hidden fortunes. Add sausage or beetroot soup +£1.
- vegetarian
- vegan
£20
B.C.
Peruvian chocolate-chilli with chicken, served with couscous or chips, sour cream and coriander.
- vegetarian
- vegan
£25
Quarantuna
Tuna steak seared through with peaches, oregano, onions, peppers, garlic, green beans, and a breath of white wine, with mash or chips.
£25
Himmel un Ärd
German black sausage with mashed potatoes, gherkins and grilled shallots.
£20
Little Hooves (Hearth Feast)
Potato dumplings with rich beef stew and gherkins.
£24
Little Hooves (Green Charm)
Potato dumplings with pesto-cream, spinach, sun-dried tomatoes and olives.
- vegetarian
- vegan
£22
Bavarian Schnitzel
A golden shield of chicken, crisp as dawn, laid with Parmesan snow, with chips, mash, or beetroot mash (+£1).
£26
Sides
3 ITEMSChips
- vegetarian
- vegan
£4
Cheesy Chips
- vegetarian
£5
Salad
- vegetarian
- vegan
£4.50
Specials
5 ITEMSGolonka
A mighty pork hock, slow-cooked in shadowy embers, with Alsace sauerkraut and golden chips.
£27
Austrian Veal Schnitzel
Tender veal slices, seared in sizzling butter until golden, with mash or chips, Parmesan and salad.
£29.50
Swiss Cheese Fondue
A bubbling brew of molten Swiss cheeses with fruits, pickled roots and bread. Serves 2.
- vegetarian
£66 (Serves 2; with two Sauvignon Blanc goblets £78.00; extra Polish sausage +£12.00)
Hunter Stew (Bigos)
An ancient potion of pork, beef and wild game, stewed with foraged mushrooms, twilight prunes and a blood-red wine.
£25
Lecso
Hungarian peppers, tomatoes, onions and paprika with chorizo and Polish sausage in a bread cauldron.
- vegetarian
- vegan
£24
Desserts
5 ITEMSSweet Little Hooves
Golden dumplings kissed by fire, rolled in cinnamon's spiced attire, with vanilla cream and strawberries.
- vegetarian
- vegan
£9
Homemade Gelato
Fruit or chocolate flavours.
- vegetarian
£8
Homemade Chocolate Brownie
Dark and gooey, a molten bite, with whiskey, amaretto and ice cream.
- vegetarian
£10 (£8.00 without spirits)
Crumble
Seasonal fruits with oat crumble, custard or ice cream.
- vegetarian
- vegan
£10
Fairy Godmother's Favourite
Secret rotating dessert.
£10
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